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HERE COMES “THE HATER” vol.16
NORTH CAROLINA—”Live from My Toilet Talking S***”, is a new sports column featuring the infamous Black Athlete Sport Network’s Bobbee Bee “The Hater.” Every week, Bobbee Bee will personally answer all of your tough sports questions while sitting on his toilet and reading some of his uncle’s old Jet magazines
1. If you played for the Miami Heat and there were three seconds left on the clock, who would you pass the ball to-Lebron James or Dwayne Wade?
Eddie House.., who else?
2.. Are you ready for March Madness?
No. But I’m still going to Charlotte this weekend in order to party at the C-I-Double A Tournament anyway.
3. Do you think rapper Jay-Z is a member of the illuminati?
NO! If he was, Lebron James would be playing for the New Jersey Nets and not the Miami Heat. Plus, Carmelo Anthony would be playing for the New Jersey Nets and not the New York Knicks. That illuminati crap is a bunch of bull****!!!!
4. Did you see Blake Griffin jump over that car during the 2011 NBA ALL-STAR DUNK CONTEST!
Yes. But I wasn’t impressed by it; he jumped over a KIA not a BENTLEY!!
5. What do you think about the Miami Heat picking up guard Mike Bibby?
That’s absolutely ridiculous, aren’t Mike Bibby and Carlos Arroyo brothers?
6. Why do you hate pop star Justin Bieber?
Because, he can’t sing, he can’t dance, and definitely can’t play any basketball. Did you see this scrub during the NBA ALL STAR CELEBRITY GAME? He sucked and they gave him the MVP award, anyway.
7. Did you participate in the NFL COMBINE?
No. Because I can only bench press 15 pounds one and a half times….
8. Do you have a face book page?
No. I don’t need that many fake friends to feel good about myself.
9. Did you hear the advice actor Charlie Sheen gave to the UCLA Baseball Team?
Yes. He told the players “Don’t do crack, drink chocolate milk…” Unfortunately, I’m lactose intolerant and my name isn’t Bobby Brown.
10. Did you watch the big Duke/Carolina basketball game last Saturday?
Nope.I’ll be in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old jet magazines
If you have any questions, you would like to ask Bobbee Bee please send them to: email@example.com