HERE COMES THE HATER Vol.17

By Eric Graham BASN Staff writer
Updated: March 18, 2011

North Carolina (BASN)

1. Did you see the movie the Black Swann?

No…..because I thought the Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Lynn Swann was going to be the star of the movie

2. What does the N.F.L. stand for?

Not For Long……

3. Who is going to win the Super Bowl next year?

The New York Jets!! Didn’t you hear Rex Ryan’s prediction?

4. What advice do you have for actor Wesley Snipes?

“THE” plus “I.R.S” equals “THEIRS”

5. What is your opinion of New York Jets strength and conditioning coach Sal Alosi?

Dude was really tripping this year!!

6. Will Tiger Woods beat Jack Nicklaus Grand Slam record?

No. Right now, Tiger Woods couldn’t beat me in a game of Putt-Putt.

7. If you played basketball for BYU, would you sign their honor’s code?

No. One…. because I like girls. And two…. I curse too much.

8. Did you purchase P.Diddy’s new CD?

NO. Because I’m not riding no train with Sean “Puffy” Combs, especially not to “Gay-Pair-reed.” But I will catch a ride with him in a Bentley to Harlem.

9. Did you watch the Oscars?

No. I was in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.

10. Do you think Michael Vick should go on the Oprah Winfrey Show?

No. Because you never mess up an apology with a good excuse

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