By Professor Fred Whitted NORTH CAROLINA (BASN) — The title above...
Here comes “The Hater” (Volume 9)
Every week, Bobbee Bee will personally answer all of your tough sports questions while sitting on his toilet and reading some of his uncle’s old Jet magazines1. Bobbee Bee, now that you are on the Black Athlete Sports Network will you be moving to New York?
NO!! Because, the RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!!
2. What is your advice to Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid?
You should be thankful you have two good quarterbacks, because you could be coaching the Carolina Panthers and have three bad quarterbacks.3. What do you want to tell the Cowboys’ Roy Williams?
Stop giving the Texas Longhorns hook ‘em sign after you score a touchdown!!
Besides, Texas has lost to Iowa State, Baylor, and Kansas State just this past week . And the Cowboys are 1-7. You idiot!!
4. How can the NFL stop helmet-to-helmet hits?
The League can stop helmet-to-helmet hits by telling all of its players to throw their helmets in the stands like Giants’ RB Brandon Jacobs did against the Indianapolis Colts.
5. Why is Chicago Bear QB Jay Cutler getting sacked so much?
He’s getting sacked so much because it’s called a 3-step drop and not a 7-step drop. But Cutler should know that. Besides, he graduated from the University of Vanderbilt.6. What do you want to tell Pittsburgh Steeler James Harrison?
Please don’t hit me BRO!!!
7. Do you think the NFL is getting too soft?
Everybody is wearing pink. You can’t hit the quarterback. You can’t hit the wide receivers. And before you know it, everybody will be playing two-hand tag. Tag, you’re it, Boo.
8. Did you be watch the Texas Rangers vs. the San Francisco Giants in the World Series on Fox?
No! I wanted to see the Philadelphia Phillies versus the New York Yankees.9.
What did you say when you heard Tony Romo would be out for 6 to 8 weeks with a broken collarbone after getting injury on Monday Night Football?
Where is Quincy Carter when you need him?
10. Did you go trick-or-treating this Halloween?
Nope. I will be in my bathroom, sitting on my toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.
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