Here Comes The Hater (Volume 10)

By Eric D. Graham, BASN Staff Reporter
Updated: November 26, 2010

NORTH CAROLINA (BASN) — “Live from My Toilet Talking S***”, is a new sports column featuring the infamous Black Athlete Sport Network’s Bobbee Bee “The Hater.”

Every week, Bobbee Bee will personally answer all of your tough sports questions while sitting on his toilet and reading some of his uncle’s old Jet magazines

1. Do you like the South Carolina Gamecocks?

No. Because I feel embarrassed when say the “Gamecocks suck!!”

2. Did you see Shaq dressed in drag?

Yes. Ugly men make ugly women

3. Do you like the New England Patriot RB Danny Woodhead?

Yes. Because I’m taller than him.

4. Do you think Alberto Contador is lying when he blamed a positive doping test on bad meat?

No. I think he is telling the truth. Maybe, he ate a piece of meat that was used to make Lady Gaga’s dress at the MTV VMAs?

5. Do you like the Oregon Ducks?

Yes. But I think their mascot, should look like Daffy Duck rather than Donald Duck.

6. Did you vote on November 2nd for the mid-term elections?

No. I was in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old jet magazines.

7. Where do you think WR Randy Moss will end up next?

I really don’t care where Randy Moss goes as long as he doesn’t go to the Cincinnati Bengals. Because they have enough problems, trying to handle Terrell Owens and Chad Ocho Cinco.

8. Have you seen the Philadelphia 76ers play this season?

Yes. They look lost without Allen Iverson.

9. Did you see the Wisconsin vs. Indiana football game?

Yes. I was hoping Wisconsin was going to score 100 points.

10. Did you go Trick-or-Treating on Halloween?

Yes. I got me a brown paper bag and put it over my head and went as a Dallas Cowboy fan.

NOTE: If you have any questions for Bobbee Bee, send to them to lbiass34@yahoo.com