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Here comes “The Hater” (Volume 8)
Every week, Bobbee Bee will personally answer all of your tough sports questions while sitting on his toilet and reading some of his uncle’s old Jet magazines.1.
Did you see the San Francisco fans give Barry Bonds a standing ovation during their playoff game the other night?
Yeah, I saw Barry Bonds but he didn’t look like a “GIANT” without the steroids.
2. Do you think NFL players should be fined for hard hits?
No. I think the NFL owners should be fined for wanting to have an 18-game regular season.3. Do you like S.F. Giant reliever Brian Wilson’s beard?
No. Because, I think rapper Rick Ross’s beard looks much better. Hallelujah!!!
4. How do you feel about Pittsburgh Steeler QB “Big Ben”?
I wonder why people burnt LeBron James’ jersey but not his.5. What do you think about the Denver Nuggets’ Carmelo Anthony?
He is crazy! He turned down a $65 million contract and I can’t find a job that pays more than $6.25 an hour!! Life is so unfair!!!
6. What does the NFL stand for?
The NFL stands for National Flag Football League because you can’t hit the quarterback anymore. You can’t hit the kicker anymore. And now, you can’t hit the wide receivers.
7. How do you rate Cincinnati Bengal QB Carson Palmer’s performance so far this season?
He is playing like his younger brother Jordan.8. Do you think Shaquille O’Neal will help the Boston Celtics win another NBA Championship this season?
Who cares about Shaq? I want Rasheed Wallace to come back. Because who is going to test the new technical foul rule in the NBA. Rasheed, we need you man!!!!
9. Are you going to watch the Hampton vs. South Carolina game on ESPNU?
No. I will be in my bathroom, sitting on my toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.10. What do you think about the new $300 sneakers that were banned by the NBA?
Didn’t we already have a pair of sneakers that claimed they would improve our jumping ability? They were called the Reebok pumps. A sucker is born every minute.
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