Here comes “The Hater” (Volume 7)

By Eric D. Graham, BASN Staff Reporter
Updated: October 13, 2010

NORTH CAROLINA (BASN) — “Live From My Toilet Talking S***”, is a new sports column featuring the infamous Black Athlete Sport Network’s Bobbee Bee “The Hater.”

Every week, Bobbee Bee will personally answer all of your tough sports questions while sitting on his toilet and reading some of his uncle’s old Jet magazines.

1. What would you’ve told the referee after K.C.’s Shaun Smith grabbed your happy sack during a game?

I would have said, “Officer arrest that man, he just tried to Eddie Long me!!!”

2. Did you see the Miami Heat’s pre-season debut against the Detroit Pistons?

Yes.

It looked like Cleveland Cavaliers and Lebron James had taken their talents to South Beach without Dwayne Wade in the starting line, who pulled his hamstring in the first three minutes of the game.

***image7***3. What do you think about all of these NFL teams wearing pink?

Honestly, I think the Carolina Panthers should make the color pink a part of their official team uniforms and change their team name to the Pink Panthers, because they play like a bunch of girls.

4.

What do you think about the Arizona Cardinals decision to bench starting QB Derek Anderson and replace him with the undrafted Max Hall?

I know Matt Leinart wishes he had stayed in Arizona.

5. Do you think Randy Moss is a slouch like Jets CB Darrelle Revis implied?

No.

Randy Moss is not a slouch. And if he doesn’t get hurt during this season, he will become the second player in NFL history to play in 17-games in the regular season.

6. Do you like Colts’ QB Peyton Manning?

I love him, but he has such a huge head. But I only wish former head coach Tony Dungy would stop giving away all of his secrets to Dan Patrick and the whole NFL on Football in America on NBC.

7. Have you heard about the Brett Favre allegations?

Yes. I only pray that he did not send that text message to Bishop Eddie Long.

8.

What do you think about Houston QB Case Keenum asking the NCAA for a six year of eligible in order to play college football?

Dude, it’s time to graduate.

9. Did you see Roy Halladay’s no hitter against the Cincinnati Reds?

Nope. I was sitting in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old jet magazine.

10.

If you were a lawyer in the court room, what would be the first question you would ask New York Jets WR Braylon Edwards, who was charged with DUI?

Mr. Edwards, could you “Teach me, how to Dougie?”

Note: If you have any questions you’ll like to ask Bobbee Bee send them to lbiass34@yahoo.com