By Anthony McClean, Editor In Chief Emeritus NEW HAVEN (BASN) —...
Here comes “The Hater” (Volume 4)
Every week, Bobbee Bee will personally answer all of your tough sports questions while sitting on his toilet and reading some of his uncle’s old Jet magazines. So make sure you have some air freshener, because this week’s answers stink really badly.
1. Did you see the Washington vs. Dallas game last Sunday on NBC?
Yes. The Redskins HELD ON to win the game in the last seconds.2. How do you feel about Matt Leinart getting traded to the Texans?
It was a bad trade because he went from being a second-string quarterback to being a third string quarterback. A good college education is over-rated.
How did you feel when you saw Eagle QB Kevin Kolb get knocked out of the game with a concussion against the Packers last Sunday?
I was extremely happy for the city of “Brotherly Love” and for Michael Vick. Now, I can only pray that the same thing happens to Brett Favre because Tavaris Jackson deserves to be the starting quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings.4. Did you see the Miami Hurricanes and Ohio State game last Saturday?
Yes. Hurricanes QB Jacory Harris did more damage to Miami than Hurricane Earl.
5. What do you think about Kwame Brown joining the Bobcats this season?
Ah, craps. “That Michael Jordan is such a gambling man…’
6. Can you believe Ram rookie Sam Bradford threw the ball 50 times against the Cardinals?
No. Not really. With a $50 million guaranteed contract, it was only one million dollar per pass.7. Do you like Michigan Wolverines QB Denard “Shoelace” Robinson?
I love him, but my Grandmother would make him tie his shoes before walking out the house.
8. What did you think about Jason Campbell’s debut as an Oakland Raider?
He looked just like a skinny version of JaMarcus Russell.9. Did you like that dress made of meat worn by Lady Gaga at the MTV VMA’s?
After see-ing Lady Gaga or should I say Lady Yuck-Yuck in that dress, I officially became a vegetarian. Somebody please order me a salad.
10. Are you going to watch ex-NBA player Rick Fox on “Dancing with the Stars” this season?
No. I will be in my bathroom, sitting on my toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines. Sorry Pretty Ricky…..
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