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Here comes “The Hater” (Volume 3)
NORTH CAROLINA (BASN) — “Live from My Toilet Talking S***”, is a new sports column featuring the infamous Black Athlete Sport Network’s Bobbee Bee “The Hater.”
Every week, Bobbee Bee will personally answer all of your tough sports questions while sitting on his toilet and reading some of his uncle’s old Jet magazines.
So go open your bathroom window, because this week’s answers might make you sick.
1. What do you think about BYU going independent?
I think they are a bunch of MORONS. I mean, Mormons.
2. Why do you hate Brett Favre so much?
Because, no grown man plays a game of touch football in a pair of tight Wrangler jeans….
3. Do you think Manny Ramirez will make an impact with the White Sox? I’ll need an interpreter to answer that question. 4. What do you think about Roger Clemens?
3. Do you think Manny Ramirez will make an impact with the White Sox?
I’ll need an interpreter to answer that question.
4. What do you think about Roger Clemens?
I guess O.J. will eventually get a new roommate.
5. What is your opinion on the USA World Basketball team?
They are the Junior Varsity of the NBA.
6. Did you think the Arizona Cardinals should have traded Matt Leinart?
Yeah, they should have traded him for Tim Tebow. Both of them are former Heisman Trophy winners. Both of them are left-handed. And both of them are overrated.
7. Do you think the Toronto Blue Jays Jose Bautista is on steroids?
No. He has Overtraining Syndrome like Houston LB Matt Cushing.
8. Who do you hate more Patriot QB s Tom Brady or pop star Justin Bieber?
I hate Justin Beaver more because he was nominated for a BET award.
9. Do you watch the reality show Ultimate Catch on VH-1?
No. But I didn’t know Flavor Flav played WR for the Cincinnati Bengals
10. Did you attend Glenn Beck’s “Restoring Honor” Rally in Washington , DC on August 28th like St.Louis Cardinals Albert Pujols?
No, I was home in the bathroom, sitting on toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazine. Besides, Glenn Beck gets the middle finger.
NOTE: If you have any questions, you want like to ask Bobbee Bee send them to email@example.com