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Here comes “The Hater”
Every week, Bobbee Bee will personally answer all of your tough sports questions while sitting on his toilet and reading some of his uncle’s old Jet magazines. So brace yourself, it’s about to get dirty.
1. Do you care that the Sacramento Kings’ DeMarcus Cousins won Rookie of the Month in the NBA Summer League?
No. Summer League is like going to summer school. It means, you haven’t graduated yet.
2. Do you care if Lance Armstrong used steroids or not?
No. Give this man a brake, he beat cancer and can ride a bicycle 200 miles with one testicle.
3. Do you enjoy watching the WNBA?
I think they should cancel the WNBA. But if the league does not fold within the next two years, I suggest that they get rid of the white and orange ball and lower the goals so the ladies in the league can start dunking. Honestly, wouldn’t you like to see a female dunk contest?
Do you care that former Notre Dame standout Joe Montana’s son, Pooh Jeter was amongst the 44 people (11 which were athletes) who were arrested on misdemeanor charges for underage drinking at a party in South Bend last Friday night?
No. Aren’t they known as the “Fighting Irish?”
5. Do you care that former UNC’s coach Dean Smith is suffering memory loss?
I just hope he doesn’t forget Georgetown’s Fred Brown’s name. Because if it wasn’t for Brown’s stupid pass to James Worthy, we would be talking about Patrick Ewing instead of Michael Jordan.
6. Do you care that the NCAA Tournament has expanded to 68 teams?
No. Let’s not forget Butler almost won the Tournament last year against the Duke Blue Devils.
7. Do you care what gender South African runner Caster Semenya is?
No. Matter of fact, why don’t they just let her or him race against men and women. She’ll probably win both races.
8. Did you watch the Home Run Derby?
The Home Run Derby is just too long and too boring. I, however, suggest that MLB bring back Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, and Mark McGwire and have them compete in a long ball competition against the rest of Major League Baseball heavy hitters. Now, I would definitely watch that.
9. Do you care if the Yankees’ Alex Rodriguez hits his 600th home run?
The steroid era is over. Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa have hit enough home runs balls with asterisk on them for people to collect. Besides, A-Rod didn’t even get to play in the 2010 All-Star Game. Now, that should tell you something.10. If you were Dez Bryant would you have carried Roy Williams’ shoulder pads?
I think Roy Williams should carry Dez Bryant’s shoulder pads. To be brutally honest, I think Williams should also carry Austin Miles’ shoulder pads. And Patrick Crayton’s shoulder pads. Why? Because Roy Williams sucks!!!
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