Here comes “The Hater” (Volume II)

By Eric D. Graham, BASN Staff Reporter
Updated: August 26, 2010

NORTH CAROLINA (BASN) — “Live from My Toilet Talking S***”, is a new sports column featuring the infamous Black Athlete Sport Network’s Bobbee Bee “The Hater.”

Every week, Bobbee Bee will personally answer all of your tough sports questions while sitting on his toilet and reading some of his uncle’s old Jet magazines. Prepare yourself, because this week’s answers are funky.

Therefore, get you some airfreshener and start spraying.

1. How did you react after you heard Brett Favre wasn’t going to retire?

I got a severe migraine headache like Minnesota Vikings wide receiver Percy Harvin and passed out.

2. What do you think about all of the cursing that New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan is doing on HBO’s Hard Knocks?

I don’t have a problem with Rex Ryan cursing as long as he doesn’t think he is on Def Comedy Jam and start using the N-word like Dr.Laura did on her radio program.

3.

What went through your mind when you saw Eli Manning’s bloody preseason injury against the New York Jets on Monday Night Football?

I thought to myself, why couldn’t this have happen to the Broncos Tim Tebow instead of Eli Manning. Besides, it was the blood of Jesus that saved the world.

4. How many games do you think the Miami Heat will win this year?

It really doesn’t matter how many games the Heat win as long as they beat the Cleveland Cavaliers by at less 80 points and LeBron breaks Wilt Chamberlain’s single game scoring record against them. And during the game as he gets a high-flying dunk off a fast break finds Cavs owner Dan Gilbert in the crowd and yells …”I own you now…B#**@!!!”

5. Who do you think is going to win the World Series this year?

Baseball or Poker? Because nobody watches baseball anymore……

6. How do you think Minnesota Vikings QB Tarvaris Jackson felt when he heard Brett Favre was coming back?

I don’t know how he felt, but I suggest that he steps on Favre’s foot during practice.

7. Do you think the NFL should limit its preseason to two games instead of four?

Yes, I think the NFL should limit its preseason to two games and play the last two games on PlayStation II, where the remaining players on the verge of being cut create likenesses of themselves on Madden 11.

Afterwards, the coaching staffs should review those games and determine who should make the team based on their PlayStation performances.

8. What do you think about the Duke Blue Devils coach Mike Krzyzewski?

I think Coach K sold his soul to the devil. How else can you explain all of those NCAA championships and gold medals?

9.

What do you think about the Boston Celtics signing former University of Notre Dame forward Luke Harangody to a two-year contract?

They had to sign Luke Harangody. They need to have a least one white dude on the team. It’s the Boston Celtics, not the Harlem Globetrotters!!!!

10. Do you remember where you were when A-Rod hit his historical 600th home run?

Yeah, I was sitting on my toilet reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazine.

NOTE: If you have any questions you would like for Bobbee Bee to answer, send them to lbiass34@yahoo.com.