Problem or Solution??

By Eric D. Graham, BASN Staff Reporter
Updated: May 20, 2010

NORTH CAROLINA (BASN) — Vince Carter. Half-man. Half-Amazing.

He doesn’t fly in the air like a Hawk soaring in the sky anymore.

He flies more like a chicken these days, flapping his wings rapidly before falling back to the ground where he struts’ around the court while bobbing his head after scoring a bucket.

But every now and then, he does something MAGICIAL…

Something AMAZING….That makes you remember when…..

No, he doesn’t dunk like he use to, it’s obvious he has gotten a little older with his George Jefferson rescinding hairline. So now, he relies more on his fadeaway three-point jumpers. Oddly, sometimes he relies on it too much like LeBron James did against the Celtics in the Eastern semis.

But despite this one fatal flaw, Carter is still magical.

But he must not perform a “disappearing act” during the Eastern Conference Finals. Statisically during theis year’s playoffs, Carter is currently averaging 17.4 points and 4.2 rebounds a game, but he must come out every night and play hard.

Because, honestly, this is his last chance to win a NBA Championship ring.

And everybody knows its nice being the BEST MAN.

But sometimes, you want to be the one who kisses the bride.

So Vince, it’s your time to shine. Don’t get nervous.

Don’t pass out. Just remember, to show up on time.

Because we are waiting.

And we know, you still have a little magic left in those legs.