CAROLINA CRISIS: THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU By Michael...
Beyond That Looking Glass
Ok, hopefully, you have gotten my point by now. Therefore, who cares (spoken in my best Joy Behar voice) if Tiger Woods slept with 14 women.
I’m just shocked to discover that golfers have groupies.
Oddly, in Tiger Woods ‘defense in his quest to be “The Ladies Man,” — a Saturday Night Live character played by Tim Meadows — he still fell short of NBA Hall of Famer Wilt “The Stilt” Chamberlain, who claimed he slept with over 10,000 women throughout his career in the NBA.
So, pass the ” Pass the Courvoisier!!” Now, that’s what I call a sex addict, Dr.
Drew. By the way, why are we even listening to this Dr . Drew Pinsky guy anyway ?
The television networks have already “force fed” us Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz. But quite frankly, these doctors are making me sick with all of this “psychological mumbo jumbo.”
Matter of fact, Tiger Woods should have gone commando like Gary Coleman did on the Hollywood Insider and cursed the press out, telling everybody “F-U” before storming out of the room while pimping like George Jefferson.
Now, that’s how I would have handled that situation.
But Tiger Woods, your press conference looked like a funeral.
And your speech felt like you were reading your own eulogy.
And I hate to pull out the race card in a game of UNO, but if your wife was a Black woman named Shameka and you cheated on her with 13 other Black women and 1 Puerto Rican sister from the “boogie down” Bronx, there wouldn’t be a national media outcry.
It would simply be a 15 second sound bite on BET.
And by the way, Tiger Woods, I have to ask you this question, my brother.
I can, call you brother, right?
Why weren’t there any Black people at your press conference?
I know you have at less one cousin named Ray-Ray.
An Aunt named Bertha. And an Uncle named Buck.
Somewhere in your family. So as Power 105.1 FM radio personality Ed Lover would say, “C’mon Son!!” In conclusion, stop reading from a piece of paper; speak from your heart, because we’re family.
One Black man to another.
Note: The opinions in this report are from the Mind of Bobbee Bee “The Hater” and not those of the Black Athlete Sports Network.