Yankees Eliminate Major Problem

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Updated: October 15, 2008

YANKEES ELIMINATE MAJOR PROBLEM FIRE BOBBY MEACHAM ONLY BLACK COACH Meacham ” WHICH WAY IS THE DOOR “

There had to be some

LOGICAL reason WHY

The Yankees did not make

the Post-season will NOT

be World Champs again

They had made sure there were NO African Americans on their Roster ( sorry Jeter you don’t count ). Still somehow the Yankees have gone home for the Winter. For the 8th season in a row WITHOUT winning the World Series.

It had to be something else. WELL PRAISE THE LORD. They found it. How could they have missed it. Believe it or not the New York Yankees had a BLACK Third Base coach the entire 2008 season. WHY didn’t anyone notice ??

Why look any further

Maybe you can FOOL those Steinbrenner Boys once in a while but never ever twice. The Yankees AXED their only African American player relief pitcher LeTroy Hawkins during the season but somehow they missed Bobby Meacham standing right there near Third Base every time the Yankees batted all season long.

PROBLEM SOLVED. Meacham got the Boot on Tuesday from the Yankees after just one year on the Team as the Third Base Coach. After watching hours and hours of game films the Steinbrenner BOYS along with GM Brian Cashman documented the fact that Meacham “spooked” Yankee batters by his presence only 90 feet away. Further that Yankee runners avoided making it to Third Base whenever possible because they “feared” having to be so close to Bobby Meacham if they did.

Even more insidious was Meacham sitting on the Bench while the Yankees were on the Field. As they looked in from their positions toward the Dugout knowing that Meacham was sitting there even watching them. It threw their whole game off. So if you did not understand why the high priced Yankee pitchers blew so many games now you do. If you didn’t know why Alex Rodriguez made so many errors now you do. Why Yankee outfielders failed to catch so many Fly Balls well now you do.

It was that AFRICAN American

in the Yankee Dugout and

standing at Third Base

PROBLEM SOLVED

Yankees are now

BLACK FREE

Hallelujah

Steinbrenner ” I HAVE GOOD BOYS “