By Anthony McClean, Editor In Chief Emeritus NEW HAVEN (BASN) —...
Where’s Tiger Yes Now He’s On The Moon
WHERE’S TIGER YES NOW HE’S ON THE MOON EXCLUSIVE BASN PHOTO
Having conquered Earth
Tiger Woods has left
the planet to conquer
NEW worlds …..
The only question is what took so long. First let’s get one issue out of the way. Stories that Tiger had knee surgery after the Masters and has been out of view since. Yes a necessary cover to hide Tiger’s real activities. Remember ” 2001 A Space Oddessy” the scene on the orbiting hotel where we find out a phony story had been circulated to hide what was really going on on the Moon. Call this 2001 The Sequel.
Tiger isn’t recovering from surgery. And we have the PROOF which we will supply Box readers at the end of this story. NO it turns out that Tiger especially in a year when mere mortals are running for President – even Idiots like Hillary – Tiger wanted deliver a HIGHER message. That our future lies beyond Planet Earth.
And to make it even better he teamed up with Gatorade to deliver a dual message. Let us explain. Tiger knew it would take a special class of humans to join him on the Moon. That nobody was super-human like Tiger. But Tiger knew if he could convince Earthlings to drink Gatorade better yet the NEW Gatorade Tiger humans would display vastly improved mental and physical capabilities so they too could fly to the Moon. Brilliant as Tiger is he also knew that even those Humans left behind on Planet Earth would still enjoy vastly improved lives yes even in Burma if they had Gatorade Tiger to drink every day !
Tiger Woods is not a Golfer
Tiger Woods is a GENIUS
Forget about Barack Obama becoming President. Even forget about Oprah’s Book Club. TIGER IS THE MAN. We no longer have need for other Role Models or Heroes to worship. FALSE Gods. Tiger encompasses all that humanity needs. The fact that he is making BILLIONS doing so is irrelevant. In fact we have obtained a Secret Report that PROVES Tiger is amassing so much wealth from sponsors and others because his intent is to make every human a millionaire SOON distributing all of it anonymously so everyone will have the resources to join him on the Moon and live HAPPILY ever after !!
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