What Is This Nonsense Or Should We Call It Conspiracy

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Updated: April 10, 2008

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE OR SHOULD WE CALL IT CONSPIRACY Brand and Stern CO – CONSPIRATORS ??

Power talks the rest of us

walk or is it Money talks

and the rest of us walk or

is it BullShit talks and

the rest of us walk

WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE. Power, Money, BullShit. It’s ALL controlled by the same Clowns. But it’s nothing new. It’s been that way since some goo crawled out of the Primordial Seas and given a few billion years invertebrates emerged to colonize the world. And one distinct species Homo Sapiens became King of the Hill. And humans have always been governed by the MYTH of survival of the fittest other places called evolution.

When in fact it is

Power, Money and BullShit which have nothing to do with fitness or evolution that has always controlled Human Society and its many many manifestations. If it really were survival of the fittest or intelligence or evolution that defined life on Earth we would have long ago become what we would call god-like creatures eons ago who would have left ignorance, poverty, disease, discord behind us eons ago.

Instead we have guiding us

Power Money and BullShit

Which have consistently throughout history out-maneuvered fitness, intelligence or evolution. Don’t expect it to change anytime soon. The Bad Guys have won and they keep consolidations their winnings. Which FINALLY brings us to today’s Box and two “premier” (sic) practitioners of Power Money and BullShit which we will refer to from now on by the moniker PMBS introducing once again …..

Myles Brand and David Stern

Two leading CLOWNS as defined within the context of PMBS. CLOWN herein being a title given to those who are the “best” (sic) example of PMBS. It’s a compliment of sorts. What exactly brings NCAA President Myles Brand and NBA Commissioner David Stern to the Box today ? It is their joint appearance and combined announcement right in the midst of the Final Four Weekend in San Antonio.

They are FINALLY – warning laughter will not be tolerated you will be EJECTED from the Black Box or an infraction of this rule – the NCAA and NBA will FINALLY work together for the “good of Basketball” to better CONTROL youth Basketball and most important of all provide LEADERSHIP to Summer Basketball.

Now is the prefect time to BURST into song

compliments of the play The Music Man

( with appropriate changes by the Box )

Trouble, oh we got trouble

Right here in River City!

With a capital “T”

That rhymes with “B”

And that stands for Basketball

That stands for Basketball.

We’ve surely got trouble!

Right here in River City

Right here!

Gotta figger out a way

To keep the young ones moral after school!

Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble…

YES INDEED Myles Brand and David Stern, the NCAA and the NBA are going to JOIN FORCES to clean up youth Basketball in America and ESPECIALLY the nastiest form of all those out-of-control SUMMER Basketball leagues and tournaments that the NCAA and the NBA currently have NO control over at all.

TROUBLE oh we got TROUBLE

And so the NCAA and NBA are going to form some kind of new “company” together that will become a constant factor along with pure spirited companies including NIKE in the lives of high school and other young Basketball players BEFORE as is the case currently they come under the CONTROL of the NCAA when and if they play College Basketball …..

…….. and even worse ONLY under the control of the NBA if they get drafted to play pro ball. And then there are those SUMMER leagues and tournaments who currently have organizers and players of all age who NEVER play NCAA or NBA play and so NEVER come under the CONTROL of either.

TROUBLE oh we got TROUBLE

So legions of Sports reporters in San Antonio dutifully flocked to the announcement ceremony and religiously went back to their computers and reported in GLOWING terms as incredibly VAGUE as Brand and Stern were about their “plans” ….

…….. article after article PRAISED them and the NCAA and the NBA for their determination to bring some DISCIPLINE and CONTROL to youth and SUMMER Basketball as ONLY the NCAA and NBA can.

NOW the TRUTH will make you FREE

if not all these young BBall players

GET REAL. The NCAA and the NBA have been joined in what amounts to a CONSPIRACY for years and years. The NCAA trains and qualifies the best college players for the NBA’s needs and in return the NBA provides the NCAA with the “logic” (sic) for thousands and thousands of young men many of them African American to “happily” (sic) play college ball for NOTHING while NCAA colleges rake in BILLIONS.

TROUBLE oh we got TROUBLE

what’s REALLY going on here

In spite of their cavalier statements and current CONTROL of the Federal Judiciary they know – maybe during President Obama’s Administration – they are only ONE landmark decision away from – just as Slavery was – ONE landmark decision away from some Federal Court ruling that College Basketball players are indeed “indentured servants” forced to play for NOTHING for NO other reason than it serves the combined arbitrary FINANCIAL interests of the NCAA and NBA and so here is what this new “company” does ….

Rather brilliantly the NCAA and the NBA have decided to do their deal making out in the open publicly. In effect laying the ground work to argue if necessary in the Courts YES YOUR HONOR OF COURSE WE COOPERATE in fact closely and constantly and we do it for America to IMPROVE our young people and PROTECT them from the evils of UNREGULATED Basketball and UNSCRUPULOUS SUMMER leagues.

Now it’s time for ANOTHER CHORUS

Trouble, oh we got trouble

Right here in River City!

With a capital “T”

That rhymes with “B”

And that stands for Basketball

That stands for Basketball.

We’ve surely got trouble!

Right here in River City

Right here!

Gotta figger out a way

To keep the young ones moral after school!

Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble …

and as a Special Treat for Box fans here is the original version for you CLICK on the link below …

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qam1fbQmA_s

Brand and Stern ” SOMETHING WEIRD IS HAPPENING TO US ”