Sorry Dusty

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Updated: March 16, 2008

Sorry DUSTY Cincinnati NEW REDS MANAGER DUSTY BAKER

To err is HUMAN

and we never mind

( it’s fun being human )

erring on the side

of Blackness as

we did Sunday

PRAISE THE LORD yes indeed there will be TWO African American managers in the Major Leagues this season. SWEET Lord Above TWO out of 30. Woweeeee. African Americans sure are LUCKY. NOT none, NOT one but TWO Black Managers.

God in Heaven High Above

Thank YOU Thank YOU

and YOU too Bud Selig

for being so Kind to

Black Folk

It is a NEW day GLORY Hallelujah ! And most of all Our Apologies to the NEW Cincinnati Reds Manager almost legendary African American Dusty Baker. Previously of San Francisco Giants, then Chicago Cubs fame or some version thereof.

WHY who would have though that 61 years AFTER Jackie Robinson began to Integrate Major League Baseball we would have TWO African American Managers and YES believe it also TWO African American MLB Umpires among the 70 MLB Umpires.

Let’s stop again and

PRAISE the Lord

and Bud Selig of

COURSE again

Now for all you Cynics out there. Even if Somehow Barack Obama overcomes the Evil Clinton Machine and wins the nomination then the election we will only have ONE African American President but in Baseball African Americans are doing TWICE as well actually make that FOUR times as well with TWO African American Managers PLUS TWO African American Major League Umpires.

GOD IS GREAT

so is BUD Selig !

YES OK you are sensing EUPHORIC in the Box YES very uncharacteristic EUPHORIA we are normally the epitome of Sports Decorum Box after Box but after one of our many Loyal Readers rushed to inform us – don’t worry our supposed so called FACT Checkers have already been unceremoniously FIRED –

….. but after a Box Reader informed us of the ERROR of our Ways that Dusty Baker is indeed managing the pCincinnati Red Stockings this season for the first time well WE COULD NOT CONTAIN OURSELVES. Emotionally that is. Don’t worry we are physically well under control. No need to worry about a Messy Box.

As for the Distinguished Dusty Baker

we are just too EXCITED to write

so we will turn to our reliable

source Wikipedia for Dusty’s bio stuff

phttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dusty_Bakerp

but we do want to let you know

ALL the African American

players he will be managing

out there is Cincinnati

ALL the Pitchers

MARCUS MC BETH

( if he makes the Cut )

ALL the Catchers

NONE

ALL the Infielders

BRANDON PHILLIPS

ALL the Outfielders

NORRIS HOPPER

and the one and only

KEN GRIFFEY

formerly known as

Ken Griffey Junior

3 maybe even 4

African Americans

eat your heart OUT

Willie Randolph with

just ONE too bad for

the New York Mets

Baker LESS NUANCED VIEW OF DUSTY BAKER