Hey Bud Is This A New Headquarters For BASN Or What

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Updated: February 28, 2008

HEY BUD IS THIS A NEW HEADQUARTERS FOR BASN OR WHAT MLB GOING UPTOWN TO HARLEM FOR $$$ MLB Harlem SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ….

What Great Timing BASN will need

an IMPRESSIVE

NEW headquarters

Within the next few years to accommodate our anticipated meteoric growth. Heck the Black Box alone will need its own floor or two and room for a whole Box crew when – this is top secret so keep the lid on – we begin publishing a NEW Box every hour 24/7 and yes broadcast the Box LIVE in Super HDTV and then HD 3D just like U2. And we’re only one part be it a very important part of what will be the vast expanding BASN Empire.

Management had been Worried ..

About accommodating our growth plans and remaining where we are in Harlem rather than heading Downtown maybe even all the way to Wall Street. But now THANKS to Bud Selig and HIS Rich Boys of Summer we will NOT have that Problem. NO sir we have our sights set on Park Avenue. That’s Park Avenue AND 125th Street.

We will share the NEW building with MLB’s growing Broadcast Division. And fair is fair MLB Broadcast is HOT. They are way beyond any of the other Sports in what they make available on-line. And it is about to get far better. This season you will be able to watch games in high quality form on your computer but even more JUNKIES watch up to 8 games simultaneously on your big – better be BIG – computer screen.

But we do not want to give ALL the credit to Bud and the Boys. That just would not be Fair. Also in line for Congratulations as sad as he may be today after announcing NO he will not SAVE our nation by becoming our President. So even as he grieves for himself and the country we CONGRATULATE Mayor Mike Bloomberg ……

Because if he was not a “visionary” willing to throw MLB a big fat $20 Million subsidy for moving part of their operation up to Harlem well they would have been about as likely to come up to the Hood as they would be to hire more African American Umpires or create a network of Baseball Academies across America in Black communities instead of throughout the Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico. Soon Cuba.

Now since we here at BASN are RAVING Capitalists unlike Bud and the Boys we will spurn any offer of Bloomberg Largesse to establish our headquarters in the New Tower. NO we realize it is the RICH owners in Baseball, Football and Basketball who desperately need that tax payer money politicians “rule over” for new facilities be they stadiums, offices or even new corporate jets just as long as they hide it well.

So while it will take a while

two three even four years

we will be there on

125th Street & Park make sure you come

up and see us say hello

The Black Box will have

a floor or maybe two !

wine bar and jacuzzi

private dining room

executive gym and

BIG screen TVs

etc. etc. etc.

Bud Selig ” BLACK ATHLETE BE OUR GUESTS “