Houston The Eagle Has Landed Wake Up

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Updated: November 16, 2007

HOUSTON THE EAGLE HAS LANDED

WAKE UP

TIME TO CASH IN HOUSTON

Maybe Houston Oilers’

Owner Bob McNair

has the same Advisors

who told fellow Texan

George W. Bush

to invade Iraq

There has to be some “logic” to the possibility that the lowly pathetic Houston Oilers, the worst team in the NFL, with a Quarterback who leads the NFL in being sacked and who throws far more Interceptions than Touchdowns, is seriously considering NOT drafting Houston’s own Vince Young.

Or maybe that is exactly why

Houston is So Bad

If there ever was a Match made in Football Heaven it is the Oilers drafting the hottest football player in the nation, coming off one of the greatest performances in NCAA history and potentially the best Quarterback in NFL history.

Instead Houston is seriously considering staking the Franchise on current QB David Carr and drafting Reggie Bush. Now that might be considered sound judgment on the Moon or in a parallel universe but not on Planet Earth.

Houstonians are in love with LOCAL hero Vince Young. Public opinion polls are showing 90% or more of Houstonians want the Oilers to draft Young. Young as the Franchise Quarterback of the Future will FIRE up not only the Oilers team but the entire Houston metropolitan area.

And Mr. McNair

by Drafting Young

Houston tickets will

fly off the shelves

( not into the toilet )

Here’s our analysis of Stupid Decision Making.

Owner McNair and his Oilers “brain trust” (sic) which had a 2-14 record had convinced themselves to draft Reggie Bush because he won the Heisman. First of all too bad they don’t have a Clue about the Reality of Heisman voting.

Second McNair and his Boys have grown fond of their “Sad Sack” Quarterback Dave Carr no matter how Bad he is as NFL teams so often do because 1) he’s fun to be around, 2) he kisses up very very well to the Owner, and 3) he becomes very adept at making excuses for himself and the team.

All of which the Dumb Owner who thinks he understands Football or business for that matter because he made a Fortune buying oil wells or selling panty hose or something which has obviously made him an expert on Everything.

So Good Ole Boy slash Owner Bob McNair is not going to be swayed by the roar of the mob, or the absolutely unique opportunity in bringing to Houston, Houston’s most famous sports hero to Lead his Oilers.

Because they are HIS Oilers NOT Vince Young Oilers and he’ll teach ALL those Houstonians who is the BOSS just as he taught all those employees who worked for him as he created his Fortune on their Backs WHO WAS BOSS.

There are more important things

than owning a Winning Team

or damn it even

making $$$$

it’s making people

understand

the boss is

THE BOSS

and he can do whatever

He Damn Well Pleases

it’s the American Way !

” MAYBE I SHOULD MOVE THE TEAM TO THE MOON … THAT WILL TEACH THEM “