A Very American Coup By Michael – Louis Ingram, Editor-in-Chief...
Tiger To Descend On Nation’s Capital
TIGER TO DESCEND ON NATION’S CAPITAL
BRINGING WITH HIM HIS ‘COLOR BLIND’ BUZZ MACHINE COMING SOON TO WASHINGTON
The DC based sports writers
are coming out of their pants
The Tiger is Coming to Town
Washington DC is Saved !
Don’t even expect the Amazing Rise of Barack Obama out of DC to turn Tiger Woods into an African American. Not even in Washington DC. Hey Barack Obama is not President yet. Let’s not carried away. This is Tiger.
It’s not yet Cool Enough for
Tiger to declare his Blackness
What what what’s this about ?
O you haven’t heard. O you don’t care ? Well you would if you were a member of the very large Washington DC Elite which includes elected officials, appointed officials, many many many lobbyists, regulators, business executives, media big wigs, and an assortment of other celebrities who practice “don’t ask don’t tell ” when it comes to what they do and why are they so rich.
Still what is all this about man ?
what is going on that’s so important ??
Praise the Lord. Raise the Dead. Shout from the highest mountain. Descend to the lowest valley. Walk on water. Leap buildings in a single bound. Cure the Lame. Song till your lungs burst. Make flowers bloom and babies smile. Turn water to gold. Anything is possible Tiger is coming to Town ! Finally !!
Maybe you are beginning to understand
After years and years and years without an annual official PGA tournament taking place in Washington DC this year YES THIS YEAR Tiger Woods will rescue Washington DC with a Signature Tiger Woods Tournament ….
And all of Washington
( those who count not the Black folk )
have gone well Orgasmic
men and women acting
in lewd sexual delight
in public view
Tiger’s coming !
We will not keep you waiting any longer. Yes not knowing waiting the pleasure welling up deep inside you is Unbearable. Please please please stop torturing me oh oh oh. aaahhhh. The Tiger Woods PGA Championship will take place in Washington July 5 – July 8, 2007. And every year from now on.
It will benefit The Tiger Woods Foundation. Of course. Tiger could fund that himself without losing a night’s sleep but why should he. Everyone throws money at him and he’s got his own expenses. And they are Huge. HUGE.
Now this is an advance peek. The formal announcement does not come until March 7th with Tiger Woods present. The golf course that will host the event, the sponsors and all the other delicious details await March 7th.
It is unclear whether the announcement will be in the Oval Office, Senate Chamber, at the Washington Memorial, Lincoln Memorial (no not the Lincoln Memorial) or possibly even the Pentagon but it will be impressive.
What Tiger will not announce
in Washington on March 7th
is the names of the other
PGA Tour golfers who
are playing in Tiger’s
DC PGA Tournament
after Independence Day
in Washington DC
home of the free
land of the brave
Center of the Universe
with the Capitol as backdrop
because there aren’t any
other African Americans
playing on the PGA Tour
so they won’t be playing
in Tiger’s PGA Open
and Tiger doesn’t care
Barack Obama isn’t
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” I’M ON MY WAY DC TO SAVE YOU “