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Poor Terrell Now He’s Got A Sleeping Disorder Or Does He??
POOR TERRELL NOW HE’S GOT A SLEEPING DISORDER OR DOES HE ????
” I JUST FALL ASLEEP AT MEETINGS ”
And you thought you
think again think
Terrell Owens now
he can’t stay awake
NO jokes please
this is SERIOUS
We were considering for today’s Box relating sports to world poverty, or North Korea’s nuclear weapons, or the occupation of Iraq, or the slaughter taking place in too many places around the world then ……
this far more important story
hit the News Wires
Terrell can’t stop from falling asleep at Cowboys team meetings. It is happening repeatedly and riling Bill Parcells and the staff. Players too. You can understand that. In the middle of intense meetings discussing all important strategy for next Sunday’s BIG game and all of a sudden all the coaches and staff and players notice Owens fast asleep. Snoring ?? No one is talking !
Terrell is claiming there is no doubt about it. He suffers from a Medical Condition making it IMPOSSIBLE for him to control when he falls to sleep. YES there is such a condition. So STOP laughing please.
At the same time ….
Maybe there is another explanation. You attend meetings. Everyone does. It goes with being a Human Being. Everybody meets. Most of the time for absolutely NO good reason. It is NO different for NFL teams.
When you can’t think of anything
better to do with the players
call a MEETING
So what if it is just to go over the same game plan for the 1000th time. Better than giving the players too much free time. To get themselves in Trouble. OR just go off and sleep. Except in Terrell’s case. He sleeps anyway.
What is the Point ?
The REAL problem may not be Terrell’s. Terrell’s brain may have become so advanced it immediately senses when a useless meeting is taking place and simply SHUTS down to conserve Owens’ energy and brain power for more useful pursuits. Like catching passes and WINNING games.
Just maybe if more players fell asleep during BORING meetings. Even better IF all of us feel asleep during meetings the result would be less meetings. Because it would be crystal clear when a useless meeting is taking place. Everyone in the room falls asleep. Terrell may be leading the Way for all of us.
Maybe Terrell Owens has a larger Calling
than just Football maybe even
Donovan McNabb will
appreciate Owens for
SAVING us all from
Meetings maybe by
his example maybe
Owens should write
yet another Book ??
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” STOP THE MEETINGS … PLAY FOOTBALL ”