For Every Winner There’s A Loser At Sports

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Updated: August 14, 2006

FOR EVERY WINNER THERE’S A LOSER IN SPORTS ASK HASIM RAHMAN ( MARKETING GENIUS )

RAHMAN BRINGING UP REAR

It was not a Good Night

more like

GOOD NIGHT

Hasim Rahman

Saturday night

In his Bout against Russian Oleg Maskaev in Las Vegas before a fairly meager audience of 8,842 for a Heavyweight Championship Bout. The virtually unknown aging Soviet Boxer waiting 7 long years to repeat his One Claim To Fame KOing the very same Hasim Rahman in 1999.

The wait was worth it for

Maskaev but certainly

not Hasim Rahman

Who took a Real Beating Saturday night. The only “good news” ( what a stretch ) is that 7 years ago Oleg KNOCKED Rahman out Cold. This time it was a TKO when Referee Jay Nady mercifully stopped the Bout before all Hasim could see was Stars. And before Maskaev did was he did way back in 1999 which was Knock Rahman right out of the Ring. Completely out.

As to be expected

blah bah blah

Saturday night after an extra large helping of Smelling Salts Rahman complained the Ref should never have stopped the Fight that he was in complete control of his Faculties. Which Hasim probably does not appreciate could have ONLY been true if he normally has NONE.

Want some proof

here is a quote from

Rahman after the Bout

“I was aware of everything,” Rahman said. “The ref said break and I stopped and he let him keep throwing punches. I thought I was winning the fight and I got caught with a shot. I thought I was supposed to stop when the ref said break and I put my hands down. I’m really disappointed. I never thought he’d be taking the world title out of Las Vegas tonight.”

That’s right

Rahman thought he was WINNING

too Bad for him the Fight did not

take place in his Mind or

what’s left of it

On a lighter note Hasim Rahman may have made a major contribution to Sports Saturday night that will long out live his former small piece of the Heavyweight Championship. Using his Butt as ad space. BRILLIANT !

And although Hasim only used the seat of his pants specifically boxing trunks to promote himself it is the Concept that may “revolutionize” advertising. It is common knowledge ALL athletes have Asses some of them Very Big Asses.

What a GREAT place

to Advertise

Name the Sport often what we are looking at are players REAR ends. Up until now all we have seen is a useless piece of uniform covering that part of their Anatomy. WHY ?? No good reason at all. Except a lack of Imagination.

THINK ABOUT IT

How much might Google, IBM, Verizon, Nike, Ford, the list is endless PAY FOR A GOOD PIECE OF ASS !! Even better for the Leagues and the teams the NFL for example they OWN the players asses and ALL that revenue will go to them not the Players. Likewise basketball, baseball. Etc.

But then there is

the most Valuable Ass

on Earth

TIGER’S

and he gets to keep it all

THINK ABOUT IT

Televised PGA Tournaments almost always feature REAR shots of the Pros as they hit the Ball. Whether a Drive or a Putt Now imagine the cameras even doing more close ups and the players BENDING OVER MORE.

How much could

Tiger’s Ass be Worth

Millions !!

maybe hundreds of

MILLIONS !!

Hasim Rahman

you are a Genius

even if you’re

A Loser in the Ring

Congratulations

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THE FACE OF DEFEAT BUT A MARKETING GENIUS