By Anthony McClean, Editor In Chief Emeritus NEW HAVEN (BASN) —...
Off The Top Of My Head: Thoughts On The New Charlotte NBA Franchise
Atlanta, GA–The recent award of an NBA franchise to the former owner of B.E.T., Robert Johnson, had me thinking. Since Mr. Johnson created a formula that was integral to the success of B.E.T., I wondered if he would go to the well one more time. After pondering the possibilities, I came up with the following thumbnail sketch. Remember, you read it here first.
Choices include: Charlotte Big Ballas, Shot Callers Charlotte Bling-Bling Charlotte – Pimps Up, Hoes Down
ï¿½Yaï¿½ Heard Me!ï¿½
Name – Olde English Arena Nickname – Home of the 40 Ounce Posse
The Weed Wing Courvoisier Concourse Light-Skinned Luxury Lounge The Jiggaï¿½ Man Jacuzzi The Weave Water Park Gate Ghetto-Fabulous
Special Arena Concession
The Gin and Juice Bar, featuring: Vodka and O.J. Simpson Mashburn Mint Julep Scott Skiles Scotch and Soda White Chocolate Kahlua and Kreame J.R. Rider Rum and Coke Yao Ming Martinis
Family Appreciation Night
A free paternity test will be given with each paid admission. 10 lucky fans will receive a no-expenses paid trip to appear on ï¿½Oh Dramaï¿½ to receive the results.
Play by Play – Rachel Color Commentary: Rachel Sideline Reporter: Rachel
Starting Lineup: Point Guard ï¿½ Lilï¿½ Bow Wow Shooting Guard – Cita Forward – Master P Forward ï¿½ a Howard Univ. Intern (fits under the salary cap) Center ï¿½ Kym E. Whitley Head Coach ï¿½ Ed Gordon
Team President – Free General Manager – AJ
ï¿½The Charlotte Weave and Shakeï¿½
Tryouts at: Club Rolex ï¿½ Miami Magic City ï¿½ Atlanta Peanuts ï¿½ Los Angeles The Penthouse – DC
Note: Note: ï¿½The Charlotte Weave and Shakeï¿½ will release the first XXX cheerleaders video in NBA history. Hoping to duplicate the phenomenal success of the Doggie Style Adult Video Series, Charlotte has signed cinematic icon Snoop Dogg as both the director and executive producer of the project.
Remember, you heard it here first.
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